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So thanks to Studylink screwing me over for half of the first term, my savings for Vidcon took a massive dive. Now I need to find $600 to pay for my flights or I’m rooted.

Maybe I should start up a kissing booth.

doctorhowmany: nocakenz: doctorhowmany: nocakenz: I think it’s no coincidence the guy looks like a cartoon version of Matt. I can see him doing exactly this. Let’s put it to the test. Have a baby and we’ll see. No thank you, babies are not happening until at least after I’ve graduated. Good thing about being unable to conceive without hormone therapy is I can actually wait until I am ready to have kids. I’m just saying this right now, if and when you have kids, I call dibs on godmother. You’re like the third person to call dibs on godmother of my children!
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doctorhowmany: nocakenz: doctorhowmany: nocakenz: I think it’s no coincidence the guy looks like a cartoon version of Matt. I can see him doing exactly this. Let’s put it to the test. Have a baby and we’ll see. No thank you, babies are not happening until at least after I’ve graduated. Good thing about being unable to conceive without hormone therapy is I can actually wait until I am ready to have kids. I’m just saying this right now, if and when you have kids, I call dibs on godmother. You’re like the third person to call dibs on godmother of my children!
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doctorhowmany: nocakenz: doctorhowmany: nocakenz: I think it’s no coincidence the guy looks like a cartoon version of Matt. I can see him doing exactly this. Let’s put it to the test. Have a baby and we’ll see. No thank you, babies are not happening until at least after I’ve graduated. Good thing about being unable to conceive without hormone therapy is I can actually wait until I am ready to have kids. I’m just saying this right now, if and when you have kids, I call dibs on godmother. You’re like the third person to call dibs on godmother of my children!
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doctorhowmany: nocakenz: doctorhowmany: nocakenz: I think it’s no coincidence the guy looks like a cartoon version of Matt. I can see him doing exactly this. Let’s put it to the test. Have a baby and we’ll see. No thank you, babies are not happening until at least after I’ve graduated. Good thing about being unable to conceive without hormone therapy is I can actually wait until I am ready to have kids. I’m just saying this right now, if and when you have kids, I call dibs on godmother. You’re like the third person to call dibs on godmother of my children!
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doctorhowmany:

nocakenz:

doctorhowmany:

nocakenz:

I think it’s no coincidence the guy looks like a cartoon version of Matt.

I can see him doing exactly this.

Let’s put it to the test. Have a baby and we’ll see.

No thank you, babies are not happening until at least after I’ve graduated. Good thing about being unable to conceive without hormone therapy is I can actually wait until I am ready to have kids.

I’m just saying this right now, if and when you have kids, I call dibs on godmother.

You’re like the third person to call dibs on godmother of my children!

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

doctorhowmany: nocakenz: I think it’s no coincidence the guy looks like a cartoon version of Matt. I can see him doing exactly this. Let’s put it to the test. Have a baby and we’ll see. No thank you, babies are not happening until at least after I’ve graduated. Good thing about being unable to conceive without hormone therapy is I can actually wait until I am ready to have kids.
Zoom
doctorhowmany: nocakenz: I think it’s no coincidence the guy looks like a cartoon version of Matt. I can see him doing exactly this. Let’s put it to the test. Have a baby and we’ll see. No thank you, babies are not happening until at least after I’ve graduated. Good thing about being unable to conceive without hormone therapy is I can actually wait until I am ready to have kids.
Zoom
doctorhowmany: nocakenz: I think it’s no coincidence the guy looks like a cartoon version of Matt. I can see him doing exactly this. Let’s put it to the test. Have a baby and we’ll see. No thank you, babies are not happening until at least after I’ve graduated. Good thing about being unable to conceive without hormone therapy is I can actually wait until I am ready to have kids.
Zoom
doctorhowmany: nocakenz: I think it’s no coincidence the guy looks like a cartoon version of Matt. I can see him doing exactly this. Let’s put it to the test. Have a baby and we’ll see. No thank you, babies are not happening until at least after I’ve graduated. Good thing about being unable to conceive without hormone therapy is I can actually wait until I am ready to have kids.
Zoom

doctorhowmany:

nocakenz:

I think it’s no coincidence the guy looks like a cartoon version of Matt.

I can see him doing exactly this.

Let’s put it to the test. Have a baby and we’ll see.

No thank you, babies are not happening until at least after I’ve graduated. Good thing about being unable to conceive without hormone therapy is I can actually wait until I am ready to have kids.

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

edwardspoonhands:

tyleroakley:

Russell Brand Destroys MSNBC Talk Show Host for Treating Him Like Shit

“Casual objectification” is an excellent term for not only what these people were doing to him, but for pretty much the entire institution of “celebrity.” 

Also, Russell Brand is very funny. These people have no idea how to handle intelligent discourse blended with humor. They are speaking very different cultural languages. It’s a fascinating thing to watch.

I just wanna pat them on the head and say “there there, your kids will explain it to you later.”

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